Seriously, where do these people come from? Is there some sort of secret Sign People society that I’m unaware of? I never really paid much attention to it before. I usually just tuned them out. But now that I’m on this subject I realize that
I see them just about everywhere I go. Especially if it is an event where people are trying to have any kind of fun. You can be certain there will be someone with a ginormous yellow and black sign to inform you that you are either going to Hell or that Jesus loves you. Well, which is it because I’m pretty sure that it can’t be both. I’m really beginning to wonder if the word “Christian” is synonymous with “buzzkill”. I’ll
often engage them just to see what they have to say. You never know, someone might have some great wisdom to impart. But the conversation always ends in disappointment. Everything they say is such a line.
I can practically write script at this point. First, some weird quote from their mystic book that never makes any sense. Then they’ll claim to be praying for me which I assume to be some sort of Christian slang for “Enjoy your stay in Hell, Heathen!”. Where is all of the knowledge? Where are the revolutionary ideas? Is a person that decides to become a Christian doomed to follow single file down the same footsteps forever?